I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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