I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
last night I used snow as a chaser
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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