This is not my ceiling
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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