I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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