absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize