Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
this will be a night to untag.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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