Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
