I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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