How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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