We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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