I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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