4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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