You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Are we still banned from the library?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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