4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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