i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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