Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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