Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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