Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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