Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My life is pants optional.
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