my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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