he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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