i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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