After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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