My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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