nut hugger
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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