just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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