is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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