I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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