If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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