If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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