just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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