I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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