i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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