Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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