he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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