i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How does one acquire holy water?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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