i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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