Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Sober January is a disaster.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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