I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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