D3 body, D1 cock
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Randomize
