but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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