I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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