I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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