a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Randomize