Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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