Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
What drink are we having for lunch?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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