dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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