Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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