The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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