she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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