Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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