matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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