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I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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