I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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