dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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